Vampire watermellon and ROFL.
11:34 Jun 13 2007
Times Read: 945
I am not even going to say it.. as I know better.
Bad enough I read journals before bed, leading to some funky dreams. Some in a good way. ;)
But when I go to the forum (I know- what was I thinking) and post to the vampire mellon one...
Right before bed....
And me having had watermellon just a few hours ago...
Dream was of me in a field ofwatermellons . I remember them bumping them against my leg.. and seeing them moving toward me, some rolling against me.
I remember running, thanking if I can get out of the field I would be safe.
I remember wishing I had a shotgun
I remember falling as the vines caught my feet.
I remember feeling trap as several rolled ontop of me.
I remember pushing, screaming..
I remember the vines working their way to hold my wrists and legs down, the feel of them pulling tight
I remember one at my face, and these big sharp teeth,,,
I remember rolling to try and get them off me...
And I remember the feel of my ass hitting my bedroom carpet as I fell out of bed, the tangled sheet giving way as I rolled ....
All I can say is- I sat there and laughted till I cried...
And rubed my ass..
OUCH!
So when I put ROFL
I mean it this time.
:)
Going to the dogs.
17:12 Jun 10 2007
Times Read: 969
Connie came over last night and we watched a B rated movie called 2020. It was a military vs monster movie, and lead to this dream last night. :)
The bush moved as Nita and Kay joined Connie at the edge of the woods. The pond in front of them was reflecting the moonlight, the ducks sleep at the edge. Kay looks over at Nita and sees her eating from the small bag of Butterfingers bits. “You could not get a larger bag?” Nita smiled, the gun strap to her side flashing in the light. “You- Miss I am on a Diet, did not say you wanted any.” “But you know I can not be around…” “Hush! Both of you.” Connie order from her kneeing position in front of them.
She held her gun to her chest, scanning the area for the red eyes of the evil rabbit. Behind her Nita looked at Kay and smiled her snug smile. Kay worded the word “BOTH”, returning the snug look. Nita struck her tongue out at Kay, who in return, took her middle finger up to rub her chin. Nita started to giggle, which made Kay giggle, and Connie to snap. “Would you two get a grip? We are here to hunt, not play.”
Kay turned away from her sister, and started to scan the area. It was a collage campus, and the pond was in the center. They had to kill the evil bunny before anyone gets hurt. A snap sound brought the attention back to Connie. She started making motions with her hand, twirling her finger around, and then walking her fingers like someone walking, and making a fist.
Kay and Nita looked at each other and busted out in smiles. Nita made the twirling finger motion, Kay made the walking finger one, and they both started to giggle as they moved onto the fist making. Connie watched all this and rolled her eyes. Giving up on controlling her temper, she reaches out and pinches both of them on the thigh. “Ouch!” “Hey!” “Why can’t you two study the signals list I gave you months…”
Her words stop as a big boom went off. Kay rushed ahead, crossbow raised and stop as her sisters came up beside her. “Duck” Kay pointed as the poor thing went flying over their heads, landing with a quack on its butt, before getting on its feet to wobble off. “If it says Aflax, I AM going to shot it.” Nita warns.
They turn, weapons up as a noise of someone coming up to them from the shadows. “Damn… I hate when I get blood on me.” Stun, they stand and look as RedQueen joined them. “Bout time you three showed up. Thanks for leading the bunny into the trap.” Standing there, she pulled of chunks of bunny pieces from her black clothing. Connie, Nita and Kay glance at each other, and Kay speaks. “Hell… now we have gone to the dogs.”
Luanne laughs and gives a soft woof. She moves past them, and they lift their weapons up, away from the other sister. “So… were do you eat in this town at 3:00am?” “Kay’s is the only place open.” Nita answers, turning to follow the newest sister. “Yes, always food at her house.” Connie smiles, happy to see the missing sister was here now. Kay looks around, seeing the lights turning on at the campus dorms. “Hey! Wait up.” She runs off, happy the puppy has joined the fun. “Can we stop at the gas station for some chocolate? Killing evil bunnies makes me crave it.”
And the teasing started as they head off. “I killed the bunny, not you.” “But you said we lead it to your trap.” “You did not even know there was a trap.” “And when do you ever not crave chocolate?” “Well… just after sex.” “Ewwww!” "I am sure there is some time in my life I do not crave chocolate... I just have not found it yet."
Laughter fills the air along with the police sirens, as the four sisters bond.
Poor Rat.
12:31 Jun 05 2007
Times Read: 996
Dream last night was of me - being a rat. *pauses as you laugh*
Yeap.. have a good laugh, why don't ya.
Then there was this snake. Big ass thing. I remember trying to run on my little rat's back two legs, and falling, hearing the snake movement behind me in the grass.
I remember the fear... knowing it was going to kill me.
I finally gave into running like a rat, and thinking I was going to get away.... for that second... seeing a space were he could not get into- a haven were I would be safe.
Then I felt his fangs tearing into my sides, and me being pulled backwards, away from that haven. Him tighten his hold even more as I screamed out.
Woke up, and took a while before I was willing to go back to sleep,
Snake in the grass...
Gee, no hint there, is it?
And my Tiger is so going to get a ear full for teasing me with snakes before I went to bed. He will be pinched for that one. ;)
Why can't I dream of nice, sexy, loving stuff? Because I need it more in my life? Because I am trying to clear out the dead wood in my life? Because I am unable to .....
But never fear- working on that.
;)
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